{"id":25569,"date":"2012-03-25T17:42:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-25T16:42:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/?p=25569"},"modified":"2012-03-25T17:42:15","modified_gmt":"2012-03-25T16:42:15","slug":"usanselige-madonna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/usanselige-madonna\/","title":{"rendered":"Usanselige Madonna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/?attachment_id=25570\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-25570\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignn-medium wp-image-25570\" title=\"madonna_2174964b\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/madonna_2174964b-400x249.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"249\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Har h\u00f8rt et par tracks &#8211; bl.a. den der vildt underv\u00e6ldende og irriterende &#8216;L U V Madonna&#8217;-single fra Superbowlfinalen &#8211; fra <em>MDMA<\/em>, Madonna&#8217;s nye plade og har egentlig sv\u00e6rt ved at forestille mig mere mekanisk og uerotisk popmusik end denne. Hun er virkelig blevet for desperat og panisk til l\u00e6ngere at lykkes kommunikativt med sin ting. I The Telegraph&#8217;s to-stjernede anmeldelse af <em>MDNA<\/em>-albummet denne weekend udtrykker Helen Brown det problem meget rammende&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong><em>&#8230;I found her \u201cmature\u201d output from 1994\u2019s Bedtime Stories to 2003\u2019s American Life less interesting, but loved the neon exhilaration of 2005\u2019s retro-disco Confessions on a Dancefloor. Winking at her past while working out in her leotard and leg warmers, I could believe Madonna was having fun again.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>But who wants to party with Madonna today? She looks exhausted and unhappy and MDNA leaves me feeling the same. It\u2019s not that a woman of 50 has no right to be on the dance floor. I\u2019m all for that. But a woman who\u2019s putting so much visibly desperate energy into looking and sounding like a teenager is missing the point of pop, of parties \u2026 of life.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The horribly cliched lyrics to these unoriginal disco\u2019n\u2019dubstep numbers hint at the more alarming idea that Madonna still thinks like a teenager. Hearing that her idea of romance is giving a lover the password to her phone makes me wonder if she\u2019s botoxed her brain. When she brags of her multitasking capabilities \u2013 \u201cMake a film\/ Write a song\/ Got to get my stockings on\/ Meet the press\/ Buy the dress\/ All of this to impress\u201d \u2013 I want to ask her who and why? She told Graham Norton she did it \u201cto pay the rent\u201d, but I\u2019m pretty sure her mortgage is covered and I reckon she can afford to take a break until she\u2019s found a fresher sound.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Because, to misquote Shakespeare on Cleopatra, age may not have been allowed to wither her, but Madonna\u2019s infinite varieties have certainly staled.<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_middle\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/usanselige-madonna\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"dark\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button  \" data-href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/usanselige-madonna\/\" data-type=\"button_count\" data-size=\"small\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Har h\u00f8rt et par tracks &#8211; bl.a. den der vildt underv\u00e6ldende og irriterende &#8216;L U V Madonna&#8217;-single fra Superbowlfinalen &#8211; fra MDMA, Madonna&#8217;s nye plade og har egentlig sv\u00e6rt ved at forestille mig mere mekanisk og uerotisk popmusik end denne. Hun er virkelig blevet for desperat og panisk til l\u00e6ngere at lykkes kommunikativt med sin &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/usanselige-madonna\/\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s videre <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Usanselige Madonna<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_middle\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/usanselige-madonna\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"dark\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button  \" data-href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/usanselige-madonna\/\" data-type=\"button_count\" data-size=\"small\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"author":283,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-rocknroll"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/283"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}