{"id":26024,"date":"2012-04-18T09:15:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T07:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/?p=26024"},"modified":"2012-04-18T08:48:54","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T06:48:54","slug":"the-10-rules-of-rock-and-roll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/the-10-rules-of-rock-and-roll\/","title":{"rendered":"The 10 rules of rock and roll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/?attachment_id=26025\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-26025\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-26025\" title=\"forsterred\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/forsterred-400x360.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/forsterred-400x360.jpg 400w, http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/forsterred-332x300.jpg 332w, http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/forsterred.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>af Robert Forster<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>1. Never follow an artist who describes his or her work as &#8216;dark&#8217;<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>2. The second-last song on every album is the weakest<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>3. Great bands tend to look alike<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>4. Being a rock star is a 24-hour-a-day job<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>5. The band with the most tattoos has the worst songs<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>6. No band does anything new on stage after the first 20 minutes<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>7. The guitarist who changes guitars on stage after every third number is showing you his guitar collection<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>8. Every great artist hides behind their manager<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>9. Great bands don&#8217;t have members making solo albums<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>10. The three-piece band is the purest form of rock and roll expression<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"fcbkbttn_buttons_block\" id=\"fcbkbttn_middle\"><div class=\"fcbkbttn_like \"><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/the-10-rules-of-rock-and-roll\/\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"dark\" layout=\"standard\"  width=\"225px\" size=\"small\"><\/fb:like><\/div><div class=\"fb-share-button  \" data-href=\"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/the-10-rules-of-rock-and-roll\/\" data-type=\"button_count\" data-size=\"small\"><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>af Robert Forster 1. Never follow an artist who describes his or her work as &#8216;dark&#8217; 2. The second-last song on every album is the weakest 3. Great bands tend to look alike 4. Being a rock star is a 24-hour-a-day job 5. The band with the most tattoos has the worst songs 6. 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