{"id":28661,"date":"2012-09-11T17:12:55","date_gmt":"2012-09-11T15:12:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/?p=28661"},"modified":"2012-09-11T17:14:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-11T15:14:00","slug":"en-lesbisk-indiestjernes-bekendelser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/en-lesbisk-indiestjernes-bekendelser\/","title":{"rendered":"En lesbisk indiestjernes bekendelser"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Okay, so we held this most amazing party on a boat in Sydney Harbour by the Bridge. It was out of this fucking world, so beautiful, one of the best nights, like, ever. But this kid from one of the other bands, Thunderbirds Are Now, kept saying, \u2018Where\u2019s the fucking vagina at this party?\u2019 He was such a dick. Then he started moaning that there were too many dykes on our boat. I was like, \u2018Well, there\u2019s so many dykes because we\u2019re fucking dykes. You know that the band you\u2019re touring with is two-thirds dyke don\u2019t you?\u2019 He was so negative and disrespectful about women, I was like, \u2018Oh wait, you just wait boy.\u2019 When he thought I\u2019d calmed down, I quietly went off to drink two whole bottles of red wine really fucking quickly. When I was full to the brim, I snuck up behind him and stuck my fingers right down my throat. This absolute fucking ocean of bright red wine puke just flew out of me and all over him. I drenched the poor kid head to toe. I\u2019ve got to say it fucking ruled. Won\u2019t be acting like that again, will you, young man.<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>Beth Ditto, Gossip i Rolling Stone Magazine<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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– Okay, so we held this most amazing party on a boat in Sydney Harbour by the Bridge. It was out of this fucking world, so beautiful, one of the best nights, like, ever. But this kid from one of the other bands, Thunderbirds Are Now, kept saying, \u2018Where\u2019s the fucking vagina at this party?\u2019 … L\u00e6s videre En lesbisk indiestjernes bekendelser<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n