{"id":39930,"date":"2014-05-19T10:00:42","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T08:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/?p=39930"},"modified":"2014-05-19T10:00:42","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T08:00:42","slug":"et-vist-forbehold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/et-vist-forbehold\/","title":{"rendered":"Et vist forbehold"},"content":{"rendered":"

I The Quietus kan man l\u00e6se en lidt forbeholden anmeldelse af det nye album med Coldplay. <\/a>Her er et udpluk.<\/p>\n

Never in human f***ing history, since fish first slithered onto the f***ing land and sprouted limbs has there been a more nondescript f***ing decade than the f***ing Noughties and never has there been a more nondescript f***ing group than those gelatinous c***lords Coldplay! They made Dido sound like Bessie f***ing Smith! They filled the giant f***ing void in pop culture in the early 21st century because they are a giant f***ing void! Somehow, Martin\u2019s knack for trudging up and down a keyboard like a middle aged man in f***ing chinos strolling to the f***ing corner shop to buy the f***ing Daily Express while singing like he\u2019d just been kneed in the f***ing bollocks caught the zeitgeist of the dullest, do-nothing, think-wishfully generation of all f***ing time! In the rock & roll hall of fame they sit near the f***ing exit like a f***ing birch veneer occasional f***ing table! Getting excited about f***ing Coldplay is like getting excited about the f***ing Liberal Democrat Spring conference!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Herefter bliver tonen mere h\u00e5nlig. Jeg bliver mindet om en legendarisk albumanmeldelse, Klaus Lynggaard engang ud\u00f8ste over Hanne Boel (som han dog senere har v\u00e6ret mindre kritisk over for).<\/p>\n

Coldplay solgte mange eksemplarer af deres debutalbum p\u00e5 kort tid. Der gik da heller ikke ret lang tid, inden jeg solgte mit.<\/p>\n

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I The Quietus kan man l\u00e6se en lidt forbeholden anmeldelse af det nye album med Coldplay. Her er et udpluk. Never in human f***ing history, since fish first slithered onto the f***ing land and sprouted limbs has there been a more nondescript f***ing decade than the f***ing Noughties and never has there been a more … L\u00e6s videre Et vist forbehold<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n