{"id":6649,"date":"2009-05-11T12:31:01","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T10:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/?p=6649"},"modified":"2009-05-11T12:31:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-11T10:31:01","slug":"bono-den-elvis-elskende-digter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jensunmack.dk\/wordpress-3\/bono-den-elvis-elskende-digter\/","title":{"rendered":"Bono, den Elvis-elskende digter"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"macphisto\"<\/p>\n

Nogle af jer ved nok vi her har et k\u00e6rligt men spidst horn i siden p\u00e5 Bono Vox fra U2. Ikke mindst fordi han undervejs op mod ligegyldighedens tinder lavede stor musik, som stadig kan betage. Ja, s\u00e5 sent som i april h\u00f8rte undertegnede med s\u00e6r uforbeholden gl\u00e6de Achtung Baby, Berlin-klassikeren fra 19. november 1991.<\/p>\n

Men det er noget andet vi skal servere her. Som enhver anden forsanger, har ogs\u00e5 Bono et bl\u00f8dende fan-punkt for Elvis Presley. S\u00e5ledes skrev han i 1995 et k\u00e6rlighedsdigt til Drengen Fra Tupelo. Dette tiltag offentligg\u00f8res nu via BBC.<\/p>\n

Tag en tur her nedenfor gennem Bono’s hyldest til Kongen. Indimellem mange egentlig ret fine observationer, er der one-liners, hvis pomp\u00f8s-pretenti\u00f8se meningsl\u00f8shed besidder ufrivillig men betragtelig verdensklasse-humor. Enjoy…….Bono, the poet:<\/p>\n

\"girls69\"<\/p>\n

ELVIS : AMERICAN DAVID<\/a>
\nelvis son of tupelo.
\nelvis mama’s boy.
\nelvis the twin brother of Jesse who died at birth and was buried in a shoe box.
\nelvis drove a truck.
\nelvis was recorded at sun studios by the musical diviner sam phillips.
\nelvis was managed by colonel tom parker, an ex-carnie barker whose last act was a singing canary.
\nelvis was the most famous singer in the world since king david.
\nelvis lived on his own street.
\nelvis liked to play speed cop.
\nelvis had a monkey named scatter before anyone.
\nelvis wore a cape at the white house when he was presenting nixon with two silver pistols.
\nelvis was a member of the drug squad.
\nelvis wore eye make up, just hangin’ out.
\nelvis wore a gold nudie suit and trained his lip to curl.
\nelvis was macho, but could sing like a girl.
\nelvis was not a big talker.
\nelvis was articulate in every other way.
\nelvis dyed his hair black to look like valentino.
\nelvis held a microphone the way valentino held nitanaldi in blood and sand.
\nelvis dressed black long before he dressed in black.
\nelvis sang black except in lower registers where he was a student of dean martin.
\nelvis admired mario lanza.
\nelvis delivered the world from crooning.
\nelvis was a great crooner.
\nelvis had a voice that could explain the sexuality of america.
\nelvis was influenced by jim morrison in his choice of black leather for the ’68 comeback special.
\nelvis invented the beatles.
\nelvis achieved world domination from a small town.
\nelvis was conscious of myth.
\nelvis had pharoah-like potential.
\nelvis was made by america, so america could remake itself.
\nelvis had good manners.
\nelvis was a bass, a baritone, and a tenor.
\nelvis sang his heart out at the end.
\nelvis the opera singer.
\nelvis the soap opera.
\nelvis loved america, God, the bible, firearms, the movies, the office of presidency, junk food, drugs, cars, family, television, jewellery, straight talkin’, dirty talkin’ gameshows, uniforms, and self-help books.
\nelvis like america, wanted to improve himself.
\nelvis like america, started out loving but later turned on himself.
\nelvis body could not stop moving.
\nelvis is alive, we’re dead.
\nelvis the charismatic.
\nelvis the ecstatic.
\nelvis the plastic, elvis the elastic with a spastic dance that might explain the energy of america.
\nelvis fusion and confusion.
\nelvis earth rod in a southern dorm.
\nelvis shaking up an electrical storm.
\nelvis in hollywood his voice gone to ground.
\nelvis in las vegas with a big brassy sound.
\nelvis the first rock’n’roll star with scotty moore, bill black, and d.j. fontana.
\nelvis with james burton and ronny tutt.
\nelvis the movie star made three good films : viva las vegas, flaming star, and jailhouse rock.
\nelvis the hillbilly brought rhythm to the white race, blues to pop, and rock’n’roll to where ever rock’n’roll is.
\nelvis the pelvis, swung from africa to europe, which is the idea of america.
\nelvis liberation.
\nelvis the kung fu would come later.
\nelvis hibernation.
\nelvis built a theme park he later called Graceland.
\nelvis woke up to whispers.
\nelvis thought of himself as a backslider.
\nelvis knew guilt like a twin brother.
\nelvis called God every morning then left the phone off the hook.
\nelvis turned las vegas into a church when he sang “love me tender”.
\nelvis turned america into a church when he sang “the trilogy”.
\nelvis was harangued by choice; flesh vs. spirit, God vs. rock’n’roll mother vs. lover, father vs. the colonel.
\nelvis grew sideburns as a protest against tom jones’ hairy chest.
\nelvis would have a president named after him.
\nelvis was one of the boys.
\nelvis was not one of the boys.
\nelvis had an acute intelligence disguised as talent.
\nelvis broke pirscilla’s heart.
\nelvis broke lisa marie’s heart.
\nelvis woke up my heart.
\nelvis white trash.
\nelvis the memphis flash.
\nelvis didn’t smoke hash and woulda been a sissy without johnny cash.
\nelvis didn’t dodge the draft.
\nelvis had his own aircraft.
\nelvis having a laugh on the lisa marie in a colour photograph.
\nelvis under the hood.
\nelvis cadillac blood.
\nelvis darling bud flowered and returned to the mississippi mud.
\nelvis ain’t gonna rot.
\nelvis in a memphis plot.
\nelvis didn’t hear the shot but the king died just across the lot from.
\nelvis vanilla ice cream.
\nelvis girls of 14.
\nelvis memphis spleen shooting at the tv reading corinthians 13.
\nelvis with God on his knees.
\nelvis on three tvs.
\nelvis here come the killer bees head full of honey, potato chips and cheese.
\nelvis the bumper stickers.
\nelvis the white knickers.
\nelvis the white nigger ate at burger king and just kept getting bigger.
\nelvis sang to win.
\nelvis the battle to be slim.
\nelvis ate america before america ate him.
\nelvis stamps, elvis necromance.
\nelvis fans, elvisp sychphants.
\nelvis the public enemy.
\nelvis don’t mean shit to chucked.
\nelvis changed the centre of gravity.
\nelvis made it slippy.
\nelvis hitler, elvis nixon, elvis christ, elvis mishima.
\nelvis marcus, elvis jackson, elvis the pelvis.
\nelvis the psalmist, elvis the genius, elvis the generous.
\nelvis forgive us.
\nelvis pray for us.
\nelvis aaron presley (1935-1977)<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a9 Bono<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Nogle af jer ved nok vi her har et k\u00e6rligt men spidst horn i siden p\u00e5 Bono Vox fra U2. Ikke mindst fordi han undervejs op mod ligegyldighedens tinder lavede stor musik, som stadig kan betage. Ja, s\u00e5 sent som i april h\u00f8rte undertegnede med s\u00e6r uforbeholden gl\u00e6de Achtung Baby, Berlin-klassikeren fra 19. november 1991. … L\u00e6s videre Bono, den Elvis-elskende digter<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n