Okay, ovre p\u00e5 hele verdens hjemsted MySpace, hvor smalltalk ikke er et beskidt fremmedord, faldt vi apropos, et stykke udenfor vores egen lille bod der, over denne Q&A, som straks f\u00e5r lov ogs\u00e5 at g\u00e5 i rotation her, da den minder lidt om den slags kul\u00f8rte poesib\u00f8ger, pigerne altid havde med i skolen, dem som man blev bedt om at skrive i, hvis man havde en rigtig heldig dag. Skal gerne g\u00e5 f\u00f8rst og pr\u00f8vek\u00f8re banen, s\u00e5 kan de af jer, der har tid og lyst, bagefter kopiere den og give jeres egen version som kommentarer – noget for noget, som en ber\u00f8mt statsleder jo siger. P\u00e5 den m\u00e5de kommer vi snart til at kende hinanden bedre, end nogen af os muligvis har lyst til…<\/p>\n
Full Name: Jens Unmack Larsen
\nBirthday: 26. april
\nBirthplace: Haraldsborgvej, Himmelev, Roskilde
\nEye Color: gr\u00e5\/gr\u00f8n
\nHair Color: m\u00f8rkebrun
\nHeight: pas siger 189 cm
\nWeight: 72 kg
\nRight handed or Left handed? h\u00f8jre
\nYour Heritage: hvid
\nMy Worst Habit: at sige instinktivt nej til forandringer
\nZodiac Sign: tyr
\nShoe Size: 41
\nPants Size: 32
\nInnie or Outie? innie
\nParents Still Together? ja
\nThe Shoes You Wore Today: DM standard
\nYour Weakness: st\u00e6dighed
\nYour Fears: stille flyskr\u00e6k
\nYour Perfect Pizza: en med chilli, Pizza Cannibale hedder de i Sydfrankrig
\nGoal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lave en dr\u00f8m af en plade
\nYour Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger. bruger ikke IM
\nThoughts First Waking Up: whooah, natten er allerede forbi
\nYour Best Physical Feature: haircut
\nYour Bedtime: 2’ish
\nYour Most Missed Memory: at falde i s\u00f8vn p\u00e5 bags\u00e6det af nu afd\u00f8de biler, at v\u00e5gne op og v\u00e6re helt ny<\/p>\n
MY FAVORITES
\nFavorite color? sort, hvid, m\u00f8rkebl\u00e5, m\u00f8rker\u00f8d, m\u00f8rkegr\u00f8n
\nFood? pakistansk\/indisk og italiensk
\nSport? fodbold, kun fodbold
\nAnimal? hund
\nIce Cream? med banansmag
\nCandy? masser: lakrids, vingummi, Marabou
\nStore? pladebutikker
\nSalad Dressing? nej tak
\nActor? Montgomery Clift
\nSong? “London Calling” med The Clash
\nLetter? har ikke noget favorit-bogstav
\nNumber? 26
\nGum? nej
\nHoliday? sommerferie
\nSeason? for\u00e5r, sommer og efter\u00e5r – bare ikke vinter!
\nToothpaste Flavor? skal smage af tandpasta
\nRadio Station? DR
\nPerfume? ja tak
\nScent besides perfume? nysl\u00e5et gr\u00e6s, benzin, ny asfalt, Vesterhavet
\nBody part on the opposite sex? kommer an p\u00e5 hvem<\/p>\n
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
\nLet’s walk on: the milkyway
\nLet’s look at: the soft explosions
\nWhat a nice: city
\nWhere did all the: flowers gogo?
\nWhy can’t we: jet off to Rome for the weekend?
\nSilly, little: Paul McCartney
\nIsn’t it weird that: we’re all still here?
\nNever under any circumstance: will I be circumsized
\nI wish: for a badder world
\nEveryone has a: broken dream
\nI am: not quite who I’d like to be<\/p>\n
HAVE YOU EVER
\nBeen In Love? ja
\nBeen To Juvie? nej
\nMooned Someone? nej
\nBeen Rejected? ja
\nRan Away From Home? ja
\nPictured Your Crush Naked? ja
\nSkipped School? ja
\nThought About Suicide? cool band
\nSlept Outside? ja
\nLaughed So Hard You Cried? ja
\nCried In School? nej
\nThrown Up In School? nej
\nWanted To Be a Model? still do
\nCheated On Someone? uh-oh
\nDone Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? hmm
\nSeen A Dead Body? ja
\nBeen Bitched Out? nej
\nDrank Alcohol? ja
\nSmoked? nej….kun Jamaica, da jeg var ung og ikke havde r\u00e5d til alkohol
\nBeen On Drugs? ja, such a long time ago
\nEaten Sushi? ja
\nBeen On Stage? vist nok
\nGone Skinny Dipping? ja
\nShoplifted? nej
\nBeen Drunk? av
\nBeen Called A Tease? ja
\nBeen Beaten Up? ja<\/p>\n
DO YOU
\nSwear? med forn\u00f8jelse
\nSing Well? pr\u00f8ver
\nWant To Get Married? nej
\nBelieve In Yourself? for det meste
\nGet Motion Sickness? nej
\nThink You Are Attractive? nej
\nGet Along With Your Parents? ja
\nLike Thunderstorms? ja, ja, ja!
\nPlay An Instrument? ja
\nOwn An IPOD? ja
\nPray? nej
\nGo To Church? nej
\nSleep With Stuffed Animals? nej, levende
\nKeep A Journal\/Diary? ja
\nDance In The Rain? kun hvis det er skybrud
\nSing In The Shower? aldrig<\/p>\n
THIS OR THAT
\nPepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
\nMcDonald’s or Burger King? Burger King
\nSingle or Group Dates? Kommer an p\u00e5 med hvem
\nChocolate or Vanilla? vanilie
\nStrawberries or Blueberries? jordb\u00e6r
\nMeat or Veggies? fleisch
\nTV or Movie? TV
\nGuitar or Drums? guitar
\nAdidas or Nike? Adidas
\nChinese or Mexican? mexikansk
\nCheerios or Corn Flakes? ingen morgenmad
\nCake or Pie? kage
\nMTV or VH1? VH1
\nBlind or Deaf? umuligt at svare p\u00e5
\nBoxers or Briefs? briefs<\/p>\n
CAN YOU
\nDo The Splits? nix
\nWrite With Both Hands? nej
\nWhistle? ja
\nBlow A Bubble? hvad?
\nRoll Your Tongue In A Circle? aldrig pr\u00f8vet
\nCross Your Eyes? nej, nej
\nWalk With Your Toes Curled? vi har nu n\u00e5et de essentielle sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l
\nTouch Your Tongue to Your Nose? kan ikke svare p\u00e5 det
\nDance? nej
\nEat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? ja<\/p>\n
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
\nYou Touched: Hector
\nYou Talked To On The Phone: Henrik Hall
\nYou Instant Messaged: IM’er ikke
\nYou Hugged: Louise
\nYou Yelled At: ogs\u00e5 Louise
\nYou Played A Sport With: J\u00f6rg, det var bordfodbold<\/p>\n
WHAT’S THE LAST
\nTime You Laughed? 1 time siden
\nTime You Cried? september sidste \u00e5r da min hund blev aflivet
\nMovie You Watched? Al Pacino’s Scarface, tror jeg
\nFlavor Of Gum You Chewed? kan ikke med chew-gum
\nJoke You Told? kan ikke lide jokes
\nSong You’ve Sung? The Killers’ “When You Were Young”<\/p>\n
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
\nWhere Are You? i m\u00f8rk lejlighed, 5. sal p\u00e5 Fr’berg, K\u00f8benhavn
\nWhat Can You See Out Your Window? lys fra aftenfly der letter langt borte i Kastrup Lufthavn
\nAre You Listening To Music? ja, lige nu den meget fine “The Funeral” med Band of Horses
\nWhat Are You Wearing? m\u00f8rkebl\u00e5 jeans, sort skjorte
\nWhat’s On Your Mousepad? en eller anden reklame for et lydfirma<\/p>\n
BELIEFS
\nDo you believe there is life on other planets? nej, s\u00e5dan t\u00e6nker jeg slet ikke
\nDo you believe in miracles? nej
\nMagic? nej
\nLove at first sight? ja, s\u00e5 afgjort!
\nGod? nej
\nSatan? nej
\nGhosts? nej
\nSanta? nej
\nEvolution? nej, p\u00e5 revolution<\/p>\n
RANDOM
\nWhat Country Would You Most Like To Visit? lige nu Sverige
\nNumber Of CD’s I Own: intet tal, det er mange
\nYour Good Luck Charm: mit Viborg-gr\u00f8nne ur
\nHow many pillows do you sleep with? en, hvis jeg er heldig
\nDo you drink milk? kun til shawarma-lunch inde p\u00e5 Str\u00f8get
\nPerson You Hate Most: det siger jeg ikke her
\nMost Outdated Phrase: thomas helmig
\nDo you think God has a gender? ingen gud, intet k\u00f8n
\nWhere do you think we go when we die? Hundehimlen
\nHow many rings until you answer the phone? 3
\nWhat is something scientists need to invent? noget der kan f\u00e5 s\u00f8ndage til at forsvinde
\nAre you a health freak? ville v\u00e6re synd at sige
\nAre you a virgin? nej
\nIf you could travel into space, where would you go? tilbage til jorden
\nWhat is the worst weather? isvinter
\nDid you play with Barbies as a child? nej
\nHow many grades have you failed? ingen jeg ved af<\/p>\n
Phew, det var voldsomt. S\u00e5 mange tomme kalorier p\u00e5 \u00e9n gang. Havde h\u00e5bet der var noget med top-5 punksingler eller s\u00e5dan noget, men nej – jeg er skuffet!<\/p>\n