– It’s a great honour for me to be asked by someone like him because no one would expect him to ask me, and that’s what I like about it. I’m just going to make it really difficult for Morrissey to follow me.

– If I found he was offended by people eating meat then I won’t eat it in front of him. But I’ll have a chicken curry afterwards.

– I found out his name is Patrick, but I’m not quite sure whether he likes to be called Morrissey, Mr Morrissey or Pat. All I can say is “Thank you, Patrick, or Morrissey.”

– I’m not quite sure how to refer to him – and I’m so grateful that he’s thought of having me on the show.