af Robert Forster
- 1. Never follow an artist who describes his or her work as ‘dark’
- 2. The second-last song on every album is the weakest
- 3. Great bands tend to look alike
- 4. Being a rock star is a 24-hour-a-day job
- 5. The band with the most tattoos has the worst songs
- 6. No band does anything new on stage after the first 20 minutes
- 7. The guitarist who changes guitars on stage after every third number is showing you his guitar collection
- 8. Every great artist hides behind their manager
- 9. Great bands don’t have members making solo albums
- 10. The three-piece band is the purest form of rock and roll expression

Har opfattet, han mener bandmedlemmer i de bedste bands ser ud, som om de kommer fra samme bande.
” Great bands tend to look alike.”
Den her forstår jeg ikke helt… Er det vokal/guitar/bas/trommer-kombinationen han tænker på? Rent visuelt kan man da godt se forskel på f.eks. Beatles og Led Zeppelin og Ramones og R.E.M.
“Great bands don’t have members making solo albums.”
Hm… hvad med Radiohead? (Selvom de måske havde toppet da solopladerne begyndte at komme.)
“The three-piece band is the purest form of rock and roll expression.”
Jeg har hørt nogen sige noget lignende om Bill Evans’ jazztrio (klaver, bas, trommer).