Okay, ovre på hele verdens hjemsted MySpace, hvor smalltalk ikke er et beskidt fremmedord, faldt vi apropos, et stykke udenfor vores egen lille bod der, over denne Q&A, som straks får lov også at gå i rotation her, da den minder lidt om den slags kulørte poesibøger, pigerne altid havde med i skolen, dem som man blev bedt om at skrive i, hvis man havde en rigtig heldig dag. Skal gerne gå først og prøvekøre banen, så kan de af jer, der har tid og lyst, bagefter kopiere den og give jeres egen version som kommentarer – noget for noget, som en berømt statsleder jo siger. På den måde kommer vi snart til at kende hinanden bedre, end nogen af os muligvis har lyst til…
Full Name: Jens Unmack Larsen
Birthday: 26. april
Birthplace: Haraldsborgvej, Himmelev, Roskilde
Eye Color: grå/grøn
Hair Color: mørkebrun
Height: pas siger 189 cm
Weight: 72 kg
Right handed or Left handed? højre
Your Heritage: hvid
My Worst Habit: at sige instinktivt nej til forandringer
Zodiac Sign: tyr
Shoe Size: 41
Pants Size: 32
Innie or Outie? innie
Parents Still Together? ja
The Shoes You Wore Today: DM standard
Your Weakness: stædighed
Your Fears: stille flyskræk
Your Perfect Pizza: en med chilli, Pizza Cannibale hedder de i Sydfrankrig
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lave en drøm af en plade
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger. bruger ikke IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: whooah, natten er allerede forbi
Your Best Physical Feature: haircut
Your Bedtime: 2’ish
Your Most Missed Memory: at falde i søvn på bagsædet af nu afdøde biler, at vågne op og være helt ny
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? sort, hvid, mørkeblå, mørkerød, mørkegrøn
Food? pakistansk/indisk og italiensk
Sport? fodbold, kun fodbold
Animal? hund
Ice Cream? med banansmag
Candy? masser: lakrids, vingummi, Marabou
Store? pladebutikker
Salad Dressing? nej tak
Actor? Montgomery Clift
Song? “London Calling” med The Clash
Letter? har ikke noget favorit-bogstav
Number? 26
Gum? nej
Holiday? sommerferie
Season? forår, sommer og efterår – bare ikke vinter!
Toothpaste Flavor? skal smage af tandpasta
Radio Station? DR
Perfume? ja tak
Scent besides perfume? nyslået græs, benzin, ny asfalt, Vesterhavet
Body part on the opposite sex? kommer an på hvem
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on: the milkyway
Let’s look at: the soft explosions
What a nice: city
Where did all the: flowers gogo?
Why can’t we: jet off to Rome for the weekend?
Silly, little: Paul McCartney
Isn’t it weird that: we’re all still here?
Never under any circumstance: will I be circumsized
I wish: for a badder world
Everyone has a: broken dream
I am: not quite who I’d like to be
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? ja
Been To Juvie? nej
Mooned Someone? nej
Been Rejected? ja
Ran Away From Home? ja
Pictured Your Crush Naked? ja
Skipped School? ja
Thought About Suicide? cool band
Slept Outside? ja
Laughed So Hard You Cried? ja
Cried In School? nej
Thrown Up In School? nej
Wanted To Be a Model? still do
Cheated On Someone? uh-oh
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? hmm
Seen A Dead Body? ja
Been Bitched Out? nej
Drank Alcohol? ja
Smoked? nej….kun Jamaica, da jeg var ung og ikke havde råd til alkohol
Been On Drugs? ja, such a long time ago
Eaten Sushi? ja
Been On Stage? vist nok
Gone Skinny Dipping? ja
Shoplifted? nej
Been Drunk? av
Been Called A Tease? ja
Been Beaten Up? ja
DO YOU
Swear? med fornøjelse
Sing Well? prøver
Want To Get Married? nej
Believe In Yourself? for det meste
Get Motion Sickness? nej
Think You Are Attractive? nej
Get Along With Your Parents? ja
Like Thunderstorms? ja, ja, ja!
Play An Instrument? ja
Own An IPOD? ja
Pray? nej
Go To Church? nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? nej, levende
Keep A Journal/Diary? ja
Dance In The Rain? kun hvis det er skybrud
Sing In The Shower? aldrig
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? Burger King
Single or Group Dates? Kommer an på med hvem
Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilie
Strawberries or Blueberries? jordbær
Meat or Veggies? fleisch
TV or Movie? TV
Guitar or Drums? guitar
Adidas or Nike? Adidas
Chinese or Mexican? mexikansk
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? ingen morgenmad
Cake or Pie? kage
MTV or VH1? VH1
Blind or Deaf? umuligt at svare på
Boxers or Briefs? briefs
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nix
Write With Both Hands? nej
Whistle? ja
Blow A Bubble? hvad?
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? aldrig prøvet
Cross Your Eyes? nej, nej
Walk With Your Toes Curled? vi har nu nået de essentielle spørgsmål
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? kan ikke svare på det
Dance? nej
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? ja
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Hector
You Talked To On The Phone: Henrik Hall
You Instant Messaged: IM’er ikke
You Hugged: Louise
You Yelled At: også Louise
You Played A Sport With: Jörg, det var bordfodbold
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? 1 time siden
Time You Cried? september sidste år da min hund blev aflivet
Movie You Watched? Al Pacino’s Scarface, tror jeg
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? kan ikke med chew-gum
Joke You Told? kan ikke lide jokes
Song You’ve Sung? The Killers’ “When You Were Young”
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? i mørk lejlighed, 5. sal på Fr’berg, København
What Can You See Out Your Window? lys fra aftenfly der letter langt borte i Kastrup Lufthavn
Are You Listening To Music? ja, lige nu den meget fine “The Funeral” med Band of Horses
What Are You Wearing? mørkeblå jeans, sort skjorte
What’s On Your Mousepad? en eller anden reklame for et lydfirma
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets? nej, sådan tænker jeg slet ikke
Do you believe in miracles? nej
Magic? nej
Love at first sight? ja, så afgjort!
God? nej
Satan? nej
Ghosts? nej
Santa? nej
Evolution? nej, på revolution
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? lige nu Sverige
Number Of CD’s I Own: intet tal, det er mange
Your Good Luck Charm: mit Viborg-grønne ur
How many pillows do you sleep with? en, hvis jeg er heldig
Do you drink milk? kun til shawarma-lunch inde på Strøget
Person You Hate Most: det siger jeg ikke her
Most Outdated Phrase: thomas helmig
Do you think God has a gender? ingen gud, intet køn
Where do you think we go when we die? Hundehimlen
How many rings until you answer the phone? 3
What is something scientists need to invent? noget der kan få søndage til at forsvinde
Are you a health freak? ville være synd at sige
Are you a virgin? nej
If you could travel into space, where would you go? tilbage til jorden
What is the worst weather? isvinter
Did you play with Barbies as a child? nej
How many grades have you failed? ingen jeg ved af
Phew, det var voldsomt. Så mange tomme kalorier på én gang. Havde håbet der var noget med top-5 punksingler eller sådan noget, men nej – jeg er skuffet!
Full Name: Michael Visby Jensen
Birthday: 13/9
Birthplace: DK
Eye Color: blå/grøn
Hair Color: mørk/blond
Height: 174 cm.
Weight: Nok.
Right handed or Left handed? højre
Your Heritage: hvid
My Worst Habit: Taler for meget.
Zodiac Sign: Jomfruen.
Shoe Size: 43
Pants Size: Aner det ikke
Innie or Outie? innie
Parents Still Together? Yes
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sorte boots
Your Weakness: For venlig og følsom.
Your Fears: At miste hørelsen
Your Perfect Pizza: Tomat, ost, skinke og oregano
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finde en kæreste.
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger. Ok
Thoughts First Waking Up: Det bliver en lang dag idag.
Your Best Physical Feature: Øret
Your Bedtime: 02.30.
Your Most Miss.d Memory: Drukture med Ole Kok (RIP)
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? mørkeblå og sort
Food? Steak
Sport? nope
Animal? fisk
Ice Cream? JA da
Candy? Kun chokolade.
Store? pladebutikker, bogantikvariater og musikbutikker
Salad Dressing? Springer over
Actor? Michael Caine
Song? Kloden Drejer Stille Rundt med Gasolin’.
Letter? K
Number? 2
Gum? tjah, sommetider
Holiday? Efterårsferie i Brlin
Season? Sommer
Toothpaste Flavor? Zendium
Radio Station? DR
Perfume? Ja
Scent besides perfume? nyslået græs, benzin, regn og værtshuse.
Body part on the opposite sex? Hmmmm
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? ja
Been To Juvie? nej
Mooned Someone? Yes, på en Skanderborg Festival for mange år siden.
Been Rejected? ja
Ran Away From Home? ja
Pictured Your Crush Naked? Ja
Skipped School? ja
Thought About Suicide? Hmmm
Slept Outside? ja
Laughed So Hard You Cried? ja
Cried In School? ja
Thrown Up In School? Det er vel sket
Wanted To Be a Model? Nix
Cheated On Someone? Nope
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? Masser af gange
Seen A Dead Body? Nej
Been Bitched Out? nej
Drank Alcohol? Ja mon ikke
Smoked? Ja, alt muligt
Been On Drugs? Ja
Eaten Sushi? Ja
Been On Stage? Ja
Gone Skinny Dipping? Ja
Shoplifted? Aldrig
Been Drunk? ja
Been Called A Tease? yes
Been Beaten Up? Ja
DO YOU
Swear? Ja
Sing Well? Hmmm det er vel en smagssag
Want To Get Married? Det ved jeg sgu ikke, det er pt. ikke aktuelt
Believe In Yourself? Nogle gange
Think You Are Attractive? nej
Get Along With Your Parents? ja, sådan da
Like Thunderstorms? ja
Play An Instrument? ja, flere
Own An IPOD? nej, mp3 afspiller…
Pray? nej
Go To Church? Til begravelser, dåb og bryllup
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? nej
Keep A Journal/Diary? Nej
Dance In The Rain? Det er sket på vej hjem fra Eiffel bar
Sing In The Shower? Nej
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola, men helst Jolly Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? Burger King
Single or Group Dates? begge dele
Chocolate or Vanilla? begge
Strawberries or Blueberries? Ingen af delene
Meat or Veggies? Kød
TV or Movie? Movie
Guitar or Drums? Begge dele tak
Adidas or Nike? Ligemeget
Chinese or Mexican? mexikansk
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? Rundstykker, men spiser sjældent morgenmad
Cake or Pie? Kage
MTV or VH1? VH1
Blind or Deaf? Ingen af delene
Boxers or Briefs? Boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nej
Write With Both Hands? nej
Whistle? ja
Blow A Bubble? Sikkert
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? ved ikk
Cross Your Eyes? nej, nej
Walk With Your Toes Curled? Hvad?
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? Nej, det lader jeg ham fra Kiss om
Dance? Helst ikke
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? nej
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Frans Uffe Vestergård
You Talked To On The Phone: Franz Beckerlee
You Instant Messaged: Zara
You Hugged: Daniel
You Yelled At: Brian
You Played A Sport With: Zara (bordfodbold)
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? Til øveaften med bandet her i aftes.
Time You Cried? kan ikke huske
Movie You Watched? “De Andres Liv”
flavorOf Gum You Chewed? Ved ikk
Joke You Told? En eller anden dum en
Song You’ve Sung? Bei mir Bist Du Schön
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? Værelse i København
What Can You See Out Your Window? Tagensvej og en neonreklame.
Are You Listening To Music? Before
What Are You Wearing? sortes og sort skjorte
What’s On Your Mousepad? Reklame for PIM PIM
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? England
Number Of CD’s I Own: Over 1000
Your Good Luck Charm: Mit orange plektre i min pung.
How many pillows do you sleep with? en
Do you drink milk? Ja, kakaomælk
Person You Hate Most: Det ved dem der skal vide det
Most Outdated Phrase: Herre nederen
Do you think God has a gender? næh
Where do you think we go when we die? Back to earth in another form
How many rings until you answer the phone? 2, ellers går telefonsvaren på.
What is something scientists need to invent? Noget der fjerner folks snerpethed
Are you a health freak? nej
Are you a virgin? nej
If you could travel into space, where would you go? Se efter om der er “life on Mars”.
What is the worst weather? Regn og sne
Did you play with Barbies as a child? Slet ikke
How many grades have you failed? Hmmmm
Full Name: Esben Suurballe Christensen
Birthday: 28. Juni
Birthplace: Godtlandsvej, 9310 Vodskov
Eye Color: blå
Hair Color: mørkebrun
Height: pas siger 182 cm
Weight: 76 kg
Right handed or Left handed? It`s hard to be left handed
Your Heritage: hvid
My Worst Habit: Mit Craig Bellamy ligende temperement
Zodiac Sign: krebs
Shoe Size: 43
Pants Size: 32
Innie or Outie? innie
Parents Still Together? ja
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: utålmodighed og distræthed
Your Fears: en ubegribeig skræk for hvepse
Your Perfect Pizza: en med chilli og hvidløg
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: At springe ud som selvstændig
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: He he he
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hvem tænder kaffemaskinen
Your Best Physical Feature: Face
Your Bedtime: 23ish
Your Most Missed Memory: At sejle med en kæmpe olie tanker med min Morfar
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? sort, hvid, mørkeblå, grå,
Food? Italiensk
Sport? Fodbold og Boksning
Animal? none
Ice Cream? Chokolade style
Candy? Så godt som aldrig
Store? Levis Store
Salad Dressing? Fransk Dressing
Actor? Al Pacino
Song? There Is A Light That Never Goes Out – The Smiths
Letter? har ikke noget favorit-bogstav
Number? 8
Gum? nej
Holiday? Efterårsferie
Season? Vinter, Sommer, Forår – ikke efterår
Toothpaste Flavor? skal smage af tandpasta
Radio Station? DR P3
Perfume? ja tak – Armani holder
Scent besides perfume? Vesterhavet, Duften af Liverpool Succes, diverse maddufte
Body part on the opposite sex? Har en forkærlighed for ben og øh…bagdele
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on: the wild side
Let’s look at: those stars
What a nice: shirt
Where did all the: bucks go
Why can’t we: Take the day off
Silly, little: José Moanrinho
Isn’t it weird that: Anders Fogh stadig er ved magten
Never under any circumstance: Kunne jeg sidde ved siden af Pia K og Jesper Langballe
I wish: for nr. 19
Everyone has a: Dream to waste
I am: An underachiver
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? ja
Been To Juvie? nej
Mooned Someone? nej
Been Rejected? ja
Ran Away From Home? ja
Pictured Your Crush Naked? nej
Skipped School? ja
Thought About Suicide? ja
Slept Outside? ja
Laughed So Hard You Cried? ja
Cried In School? nej
Thrown Up In School? nej
Wanted To Be a Model? Se me on the catwalk
Cheated On Someone? Shhhhhhh
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? mm mm
Seen A Dead Body? nope
Been Bitched Out? nej
Drank Alcohol? He he he he Ja
Smoked? Ja sparsomt..Weed ? ja sparsomt
Been On Drugs? Shhhhhhh
Eaten Sushi? En enkelt gang
Been On Stage? Åh de spæde rockstjerne drømme
Gone Skinny Dipping? ja
Shoplifted? Unite and take over
Been Drunk? Også i den grad
Been Called A Tease? Blandt mange andre ting
Been Beaten Up? ja
DO YOU
Swear? Desværre
Sing Well? prøver
Want To Get Married? Senere
Believe In Yourself? for det meste
Get Motion Sickness? nej
Think You Are Attractive? nej
Get Along With Your Parents? ja
Like Thunderstorms? ja, ja, ja!
Play An Instrument? ja
Own An IPOD? ja
Pray? Når det falder over mig
Go To Church? nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? nej hun er levende
Keep A Journal/Diary? nej
Dance In The Rain? kun hvis det er skybrud
Sing In The Shower? Always
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? Burger King
Single or Group Dates? ?????!!!???
Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries? jordbær
Meat or Veggies? Veggies is murder..Meat!
TV or Movie? Movie
Guitar or Drums? drums
Adidas or Nike? Adidas
Chinese or Mexican? mexikansk
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? Bolle med Ost
Cake or Pie? Either
MTV or VH1? VH1
Blind or Deaf? umuligt at svare på
Boxers or Briefs? Thights
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nix
Write With Both Hands? nej
Whistle? ja
Blow A Bubble? hvad?
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? aldrig prøvet
Cross Your Eyes? nej, nej
Walk With Your Toes Curled? vi har nu nået de essentielle spørgsmål
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? kan ikke svare på det
Dance? nej
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? Ikke altid
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Purken
You Talked To On The Phone: Purken
You Instant Messaged: Klonen
You Hugged: Line
You Yelled At: Heinrik
You Played A Sport With: Lasse, vi sparrede til boksning
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? 10 min siden
Time You Cried? 1 1/2 år siden
Movie You Watched? Springelendig Bombe
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? kan ikke med chew-gum
Joke You Told? kan ikke lide jokes
Song You’ve Sung? The Automatics – Monster
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? i mørk lejlighed, 4. sal Ågade, Aalborg
What Can You See Out Your Window? Det lysende mørke fra Aalborg himlen
Are You Listening To Music? ja, lige nu alt med Mikael Simpson
What Are You Wearing? Hoddie og Jeans
What’s On Your Mousepad? Intet
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets? nej
Do you believe in miracles? yes
Magic? Nope
Love at first sight? ja, så afgjort!
God? Prøver
Satan? Prøver at lade være
Ghosts? nej
Santa? nej
Evolution? nej, på revolution
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? lige nu Tyskland (Berlin)
Number Of CD’s I Own: intet tal, det er mange
Your Good Luck Charm: mine favorit Levis 512
How many pillows do you sleep with? en, hvis jeg er heldig
Do you drink milk? Hver morgen
Person You Hate Most: MBO
Most Outdated Phrase: thomas helmig!!! Enig der
Do you think God has a gender ? Mand
Where do you think we go when we die? Liverpoolhimlen
How many rings until you answer the phone? 3-4
What is something scientists need to invent? noget der kan få Man U til at rykke ned
Are you a health freak? Ja det ville nogen sige
Are you a virgin? nej
If you could travel into space, where would you go? tilbage til jorden
What is the worst weather? Blæsevejr
Did you play with Barbies as a child? nej
How many grades have you failed? ingen jeg ved af
Full Name: Fink, Henning Krogsgaard A.
Birthday: 17/1-1972
Birthplace: Thisted
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Mørkblond
Height: 188
Weight: 92
Right handed or Left handed? højre
Your Heritage: Sportsnarkoman
My Worst Habit: Taber- og underskudsagtig.
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Shoe Size: 44½
Pants Size: 32
Innie or Outie? Innie
Parents Still Together? Far døde for 11 år siden.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Røde blend. Normalt Kangaroos
Your Weakness: evnen til at sætte mig-først.
Your Fears: Ondskab
Your Perfect Pizza: oksekød, skinke, bacon m.v. Meat is NOT murder!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Få et job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Hæhæ!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Yaaar (sagt med pirat-accent)
Your Best Physical Feature: Mine øjne.
Your Bedtime: Alt for sent de her dage.
Your Most Missed Memory: Spurs’ sidste triumf.
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? Hvid
Food? Alt med karry
Sport? Fodbold, NFL, Superliga (hæhæ)
Animal? hund
Ice Cream? Jordbær
Candy? Salmiak-bolcher og deslige.
Store? Musik, film, bøger og mere musik.
Salad Dressing? Finland (1000 island, altså)
Actor? De Niro, Morgan Freeman.
Song? Richard Ashcroft – Break the night with colours eller Spleen United – In Peak Fitness Condition.
Letter? ingen specielt.
Number? 18 som i Klinsmann
Gum? ja
Holiday? Lombardiet, Firenze.
Season? Forår.
Toothpaste Flavor? Colgate something something
Radio Station? P3
Perfume? Davidoff
Scent besides perfume? Se “Candy”
Body part on the opposite sex? ***CENSURERET***
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on: to the wildside
Let’s look at: life as it is today
What a nice: run by (indsæt favorit NFL runningback).
Where did all the: dreams end up
Why can’t we: be friends?
Silly, little: numbnut
Isn’t it weird that: I’m alive?
Never under any circumstance: f*ck on the first date.
I wish: I could relive my life
Everyone has a: fag?
I am: sick of it all
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? Ja
Been To theMovie? Ja
Mooned Someone? JA – nytårsaften engang.
Been Rejected? Stort set altid
Ran Away From Home? Nej
Pictured Your Crush Naked? Det var for hårdt at skulle tænke på.
Skipped School? Jeg er lærer!
Thought About Suicide? Nej
Slept Outside? Utallige gange
Laughed So Hard You Cried? Utallige gange
Cried In School? ja
Thrown Up In School? Nopes
Wanted To Be a Model? Nogen lidt mere realistiske spørgsmål, tak.
Cheated On Someone? nej
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? Utallige gange.
Seen A Dead Body? ja
Been Bitched Out? Flere gange
Drank Alcohol? Roskilde de sidste 3 år.
Smoked? 30 om dagen.
Been On Drugs? Nej.
Eaten Sushi? nej
Been On Stage? Ja, i folkeren.
Gone Skinny Dipping? nej aldrig
Shoplifted? I min rebelske ungdom, ja.
Been Drunk? Ja
Been Called A Tease?
Been Beaten Up? nej, jeg er nok for bange.
DO YOU
Swear? ja
Sing Well? Nej
Want To Get Married? Ikke lige nu.
Believe In Yourself? Ikke nok
Get Motion Sickness? nej
Think You Are Attractive? Nej
Get Along With Your Parents? ja
Like Thunderstorms? Hmm, de er interessante.
Play An Instrument? Ja, da jeg var yngre.
Own An IPOD? Den er stjålet 🙁
Pray? nej
Go To Church? Nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? Nej
Keep A Journal/Diary? Nej
Dance In The Rain? Danser aldrig
Sing In The Shower? nej
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? Mackie D or KFC? BK!
Single or Group Dates? Hvad er det ?
Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries? Jordbær
Meat or Veggies? Meat is NOT murder
TV or Movie? Ingen af delene – kun TV i sjældne tilfælde.
Guitar or Drums? guitar
Adidas or Nike? Adidas
Chinese or Mexican? Kinesisk.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? Nej tak.
Cake or Pie? Pie.
MTV or VH1? Nej ellers tak.
Blind or Deaf? Nej ellers tak
Boxers or Briefs? Boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nej
Write With Both Hands? næh
Whistle? Nej
Blow A Bubble? Nej
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? ja
Cross Your Eyes? Nej
Walk With Your Toes Curled? Ja
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? Nej
Dance? Ja, men viser det aldrig.
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? Ja
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Min nabo.
You Talked To On The Phone: Mor!
You Instant Messaged: En anden Spurs-fan.
You Hugged: Min nabo.
You Yelled At: Jeg råber meget sjældent.
You Played A Sport With: Footie med mine kollegiekammerater.
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? I dag.
Time You Cried? Meget længe siden.
Movie You Watched? GoodFellas – klasse går aldrig ud af stil!
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? ???
Joke You Told? Jæger/fuldemandsvittighed.
Song You’ve Sung? Hella Good (No Doubt)
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? I mit hjem.
What Can You See Out Your Window? Den anden blok på mit kollegie.
Are You Listening To Music? Ja, “Love Strikes” med Eskobar.
What Are You Wearing? Jeans og sort t-shirt
What’s On Your Mousepad? Har ikke nogen musemåtte.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets? Ja.
Do you believe in miracles? nej
Magic? Nej
Love at first sight? Ja
God? Nej
Satan? Nej
Ghosts? Nej
Santa? Nej
Evolution? Ja
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? England – London N17.
Number Of CD’s I Own: 80-100 stykker.
Your Good Luck Charm: nej
How many pillows do you sleep with? To.
Do you drink milk? Ja mini.
Person You Hate Most: Pia Kjærsgaard.
Most Outdated Phrase: “Og deeer”
Do you think God has a gender? Eftersom han ikke findes, er det ikke et spørgsmål jeg gider bruge tid på.
Where do you think we go when we die? I jorden
How many rings until you answer the phone? Så få som muligt.
What is something scientists need to invent? Jeg stiller ingen urimelige krav.
Are you a health freak? På ingen måde.
Are you a virgin? Tæt på, men nej.
If you could travel into space, where would you go? Hvorfra jeg kunne komme hjem igen.
What is the worst weather? Sne
Did you play with Barbies as a child? Niks.
How many grades have you failed? ingen
Full Name: Star, Yugo aka Kasper
Birthday: 3. januar 1974
Birthplace: Aalborg
Eye Color: Brownies
Hair Color: nej
Height: 188
Weight: ja
Right handed or Left handed? højre
Your Heritage: smag for fodbold
My Worst Habit: Konfliktsky og manglende selvtillid
Zodiac Sign: Stenbuk
Shoe Size: 40
Pants Size: 32
Innie or Outie? ???
Parents Still Together? ja
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vagabonder
Your Weakness: jeg når op i det røde felt ufatteligt hurtigt
Your Fears: mig selv
Your Perfect Pizza: oksekød, peperoni, bacon m.v. Meat is NOT murder!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: tage mig sammen for en gangs skyld
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Instant Hvad?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Satans
Your Best Physical Feature: mit højreben som står bag så mange gyldne men desværre imaginære pasninger
Your Bedtime: når overboen endelig holder lukker og slukker
Your Most Missed Memory: 1974-2006
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? I wear black on the outside cos black is how I feel on the inside
Food? Ja tak
Sport? Fodbold, cykling
Animal? hund
Ice Cream? ja
Candy? Ja især chokolade
Store? Musik, film, bøger og mere musik. Og en pizza. Og øl.
Salad Dressing? er klamt
Actor? De Niro, Bill Murray, Sean Penn
Song? Just nu er det Killers ”When You Were Young”
Letter? K
Number? 10 som i Maradona og Laudrup
Gum? ja
Holiday? For lidt
Season? Sommer og forår. Septemberpiger varer ikke ved.
Toothpaste Flavor? Colgate something something
Radio Station? P3 – Kanonkongen ja tak. Farlige dyr. Militær Flagdag. Ja!
Perfume? Issey Miyake
Scent besides perfume? Hehe det siger jeg vist ikke 😉
Body part on the opposite sex? Min kæreste fra top til tå og tilbage igen
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on: and get a beer somewhere
Let’s look at: some beer opportunities
What a nice: cold beer!
Where did all the: beers go?
Why can’t we: have another beer?
Silly, little: me/you (got the wrong beer!)
Isn’t it weird that: we are out of beer?
Never under any circumstance: nej nej. Aldrig!
I wish: I could get another cold beer
Everyone has a: beer???
I am: drunk, soon
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? Ja
Been To Juvie? ???
Mooned Someone? Nej hvorfor dog
Been Rejected? igen og igen og
Ran Away From Home? Nej
Pictured Your Crush Naked? igen og igen og
Skipped School? Skole var godt.
Thought About Suicide? ja
Slept Outside? Kun i telt. Hader det.
Laughed So Hard You Cried? Nej desværre
Cried In School? ja
Thrown Up In School? Nej desværre.
Wanted To Be a Model? nej heldigvis
Cheated On Someone? nej
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? Inde i mig selv ja
Seen A Dead Body? ja
Been Bitched Out? ???
Drank Alcohol? mere end 21 genstande om ugen
Smoked? Et hiv og det er alt – men en god del passiv
Been On Drugs? Nej. Tør ikke.
Eaten Sushi? nej
Been On Stage? Ja jeg var The Kartoffelwoman…. Tre gange!
Gone Skinny Dipping? nej aldrig
Shoplifted? nej men har været vidne til tyveri af slik for en 50er.
Been Drunk? Ja
Been Called A Tease? Ja vist nok.
Been Beaten Up? nej jeg var sarkastisk men ganske hurtig til bens
DO YOU
Swear? ja
Sing Well? Nej
Want To Get Married? Hvorfor skal jeg svare på det hele tiden????
Believe In Yourself? Ikke nok
Get Motion Sickness? nej
Think You Are Attractive? Nej
Get Along With Your Parents? ja
Like Thunderstorms? Ja
Play An Instrument? njaaeeejrhhh
Own An IPOD? Ja gudskelov
Pray? nej
Go To Church? Nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? Nej
Keep A Journal/Diary? Nej
Dance In The Rain? Danser aldrig
Sing In The Shower? nej
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? Mackie D or KFC? Only one choice in this city!
Single or Group Dates? Det er længe siden men ja OK
Chocolate or Vanilla? choko
Strawberries or Blueberries? Jordbær
Meat or Veggies? Meat is NOT murder
TV or Movie? begge
Guitar or Drums? guitar
Adidas or Nike? Er ligeglad
Chinese or Mexican? Mexicansk altid
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? Special K
Cake or Pie? Chokolade muffins
MTV or VH1? Nej ellers tak.
Blind or Deaf? Nej ellers tak
Boxers or Briefs? Boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nej
Write With Both Hands? næh
Whistle? ja
Blow A Bubble? Ja
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? ja
Cross Your Eyes? måske
Walk With Your Toes Curled? Ja
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? Nej
Dance? Nej absolut ikke. Jeg er nordjyde.
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? Ja
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: C
You Talked To On The Phone: the boss
You Instant Messaged: aldrig never
You Hugged: C
You Yelled At: overboen den idiot (”Gem nu den værktøjskasse væk idiot”)
You Played A Sport With: fodbold med nevø og niece. De vandt 10-9 da jeg satte en ellers komfortabel føring over styr.
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? 1994
Time You Cried? Jeg gemmer det væk inde i mig selv, så der noget tid siden
Movie You Watched? Factotum på DVD. Den er god.
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? ???
Joke You Told? Bare anekdoter om min bizarre chef
Song You’ve Sung? Thåström – FanFanFan på hjemme-svensk
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? udenbys men hjemme men ude
What Can You See Out Your Window? 8000 Århus C: Busskur, biler, drankere og AGF-Shoppen.
Are You Listening To Music? ja blnadet på Ipod – lige netop nu The Pipettes!
What Are You Wearing? Jeans og rød t-shirt
What’s On Your Mousepad? Richey Edwards fra Manic Street Preachers. Så dér har han gemt sig!
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets? Jeg ved det ikke og er lidt ligeglad
Do you believe in miracles? nej
Magic? Nej
Love at first sight? Ja
God? Nej
Satan? Nej
Ghosts? Nej
Santa? Nej
Evolution? Ja
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? Jeg snupper sgu tre uger i Argentina i december. Boca!
Number Of CD’s I Own: latterligt mange.
Your Good Luck Charm: nej
How many pillows do you sleep with? En
Do you drink milk? Ja let
Person You Hate Most: ingen og alle
Most Outdated Phrase: hva’ så?
Do you think God has a gender? hvis han findes er han mand – det vidste jeg så snart jeg så Alanis Morrisette som Gud i Dogma eller hvad det nu var for en film. Nej vel? Havde det så bare været Morrissey!
Where do you think we go when we die? I jorden
How many rings until you answer the phone? Jeg svarer kun hvis jeg ikke tror det er arbejde
What is something scientists need to invent? Sommer året rundt? Arbejder de på det? Og 8 timers arbejdsuge ville heller ikke være af vejen, så flere robotter tak!
Are you a health freak? Nej kun almindelig freak
Are you a virgin? nej
If you could travel into space, where would you go? hjem
What is the worst weather? Sne
Did you play with Barbies as a child? Nej hun var aldrig hjemme, så jeg legede med Kim eller Thomas eller Dennis i stedet for. Ken?
How many grades have you failed? ingen
Det var dog sindsygt så lang tid det tager at udfylde alle de spørgsmål – så når jeg nu har svaret på dem alle, så får I dem.
Full Name: Erling Kyed
Birthday: 24. januarl
Birthplace: Ringsted Sygehus
Eye Color: blå – blå/grå
Hair Color: mørkebrun
Height: pas siger 182 cm
Weight: 82 kg
Right handed or Left handed? højre
Your Heritage: hvid
My Worst Habit: at holde min mening for mig selv / at sige ja til for mange ting
Zodiac Sign: vandmand
Shoe Size: 43
Pants Size: 32
Innie or Outie? 50/50
Parents Still Together? ja
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma (brazilfarvede)
Your Weakness: godmodighed
Your Fears: at vågne op og være normal
Your Perfect Pizza: Hemso (grøn peber, peperoni, bacon m.v.)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger. Hej T
Thoughts First Waking Up: hurra endnu en dag
Your Best Physical Feature: mine hænder
Your Bedtime: 22-23
Your Most Missed Memory: at høre luftsirener med udsigt over byen
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? Blå – sort
Food? Kødmad
Sport? Håndbold
Animal? kat
Ice Cream? jordbær
Candy? vingummi
Store? byggemarked
Salad Dressing? Ja, hvorfor ikke
Actor? Samuel L. Jackson
Song? Lige nu ”marbel house” the knife
Letter? Har ikke noget
Number? 11
Gum? Ja
Holiday? Sommer
Season? sommer
Toothpaste Flavor? Noget der smager af noget
Radio Station? DR
Perfume? Ja, bare ikke for kraftig
Scent besides perfume? Frisk havluft, nyslået græs
Body part on the opposite sex? Det afhænger af hvem det er
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on: the sunny side
Let’s look at: synny side og life
What a nice: life we live
Where did all the: years go?
Why can’t we: get some longer concerts?
Silly, little: me
Isn’t it weird that: we answer wierd questions?
Never under any circumstance: will Pia be prime minister
I wish: you where here
Everyone has a: dream to follow
I am: not a wierdo
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? Ja
Been To Juvie? Nej
Mooned Someone? Nej – men vinket til Anker Jørgensen
Been Rejected? ja
Ran Away From Home? Ikke hvad jeg ved af
Pictured Your Crush Naked? Ja
Skipped School? Ja, Kong Waldemar lå for tæt på fredag eftermiddag
Thought About Suicide? Nej
Slept Outside? Ja
Laughed So Hard You Cried? Helt sikkert
Cried In School? ja
Thrown Up In School? Nej, men er besvimet i sløjd en gang
Wanted To Be a Model? Nej
Cheated On Someone? nope
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? Det har alle jo
Seen A Dead Body? Ja
Been Bitched Out? ja
Drank Alcohol? JA
Smoked? Ja – cigar til nytår
Been On Drugs? Nej
Eaten Sushi? Ja
Been On Stage? Ja, der var vist noget med et skuespil i skolen en gang
Gone Skinny Dipping? Ja
Shoplifted? Nej
Been Drunk? Ja, også overfuld
Been Called A Tease? Ja
Been Beaten Up? Naj – er da blevet slået på
DO YOU
Swear? ja
Sing Well? Nej, men synger stadig
Want To Get Married? Nej – geft er noget man tager for ikke at blive det
Believe In Yourself? ja
Get Motion Sickness? nej
Think You Are Attractive? Ikke specielt
Get Along With Your Parents? ja
Like Thunderstorms? Ja
Play An Instrument? Nej
Own An IPOD? Nej
Pray? Nej
Go To Church? Nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? Nej
Keep A Journal/Diary? Nej
Dance In The Rain? Ja, ved tordenvejr om natten
Sing In The Shower? Nej
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? Mc
Single or Group Dates? Date, hvad skal det nu til for? Hvad er der sket med at møde folk tilfældigt?
Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilie
Strawberries or Blueberries? Jordbær
Meat or Veggies? KØD
TV or Movie? TV
Guitar or Drums? Trommer
Adidas or Nike? Adidas
Chinese or Mexican? Mex
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? Kellogs
Cake or Pie? Kage
MTV or VH1? VH1
Blind or Deaf? Sygt spørgsmål
Boxers or Briefs? Briefs
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? Nej
Write With Both Hands? Ja, men ikke særligt læseligt
Whistle? Ja
Blow A Bubble? Ja?
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? Ja da og kan også vende den om
Cross Your Eyes? Ja
Walk With Your Toes Curled? Ja
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? Nej og kan heller ikke slikke mig på albuen
Dance? Ja, men stilen er ikke navngivet endnu
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? Ja
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: en kunde jeg lavede arbejde for
You Talked To On The Phone: Charlotte
You Instant Messaged: Thomas
You Hugged: Birgitte
You Yelled At: en af tøserne til håndboldtræning
You Played A Sport With: gutterne til træning(håndbold)
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? For lidt siden
Time You Cried? Det kan jeg ikke huske
Movie You Watched? Sprængfarlig bombe
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? sparemint
Joke You Told? Den var så dårlig, at den nu er glemt
Song You’ve Sung? DM – Clean(Colder version)
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? Hjemme, hus, Ringsted
What Can You See Out Your Window? Vejbelysning og bilernes lys der farer forbi
Are You Listening To Music? Nej – fjernsynet kører
What Are You Wearing? Sorte jeans, turkis shirt
What’s On Your Mousepad? Mousepad? Var det ikke en 80’er ting?
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets? Nej, men jeg kan jo tage fejl
Do you believe in miracles? Nej, tilfældigheder
Magic? Nej
Love at first sight? Ja
God? Nej
Satan? Nej
Ghosts? Nej, tror spøgelser på mennesker?
Santa? Nej. Er det i øvrigt tilfældigt at satan og santa bruger de samme bogstaver?
Evolution? Ja, overbevist darvinist
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? Grønland igen igen
Number Of CD’s I Own: mange
Your Good Luck Charm: Har ikke nogen
How many pillows do you sleep with? En
Do you drink milk? Ja, sødmælk
Person You Hate Most: Der er nogen jeg ikke kan lide, men had – Nej
Most Outdated Phrase: Smil du er på.
Do you think God has a gender? Nej, gud findes ikke, vi er bare et pattedyr der er blevet for intelligent
Where do you think we go when we die? Forhåbentlig i det store kredsløb
How many rings until you answer the phone? 2
What is something scientists need to invent? Noget der få politikerne til at se tingene som de er
Are you a health freak? Nej, de er jo syge
Are you a virgin? Nej
If you could travel into space, where would you go? Mangle lidt håndøre før jeg har råd, så det kan jeg ikke
What is the worst weather? Monsum i DK
Did you play with Barbies as a child? Nej
How many grades have you failed? Nogle stykker efterhånden, bl.a. maskinskrivning i 9. (det var dog det dårligste valg af valgfag jeg nogen sinde har lavet)
Full Name: Iben Bruun Kristensen
Birthday: 15.januar
Birthplace: Kolding
Eye Color: blå
Hair Color: blondine
Height: 177 cm
Weight: Det spørger man ikke en pige om
Right handed or Left handed? højre
Your Heritage: hvid
My Worst Habit:
Zodiac Sign: stenbukken
Shoe Size: 40
Pants Size: 30
Innie or Outie? innie
Parents Still Together? nej
The Shoes You Wore Today: gummisko
Your Weakness:
Your Fears: at træde på en snegl
Your Perfect Pizza: vegetar, helst med artiskok
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger. hej
Thoughts First Waking Up: jubbi, hvs solen skinner – øv, hvis det regner
Your Best Physical Feature: mine ører der kan høre musik
Your Bedtime: 24
Your Most Missed Memory: koncerter på Musik 25 (I Haderslev)
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? mørkeblå og lyserød
Food? indisk
Sport? nope
Animal? hund
Ice Cream? JA da
Candy? JA da
Store? pladebutikker, tøj butikker,
Salad Dressing? Hjemmelavet helst
Actor? Thomas Bo Larsen,
Song? Alt for svært at svare på… Men har nok hørt “Enjoy the silence” allermest
Letter? I som is
Number? 2
Gum? tjah, sommetider
Holiday? efterårsferie i London
Season? alle har hver deres charme
Toothpaste Flavor? øøøøh
Radio Station? DR
Perfume? Gucci Rush
Scent besides perfume? nyslået græs
Body part on the opposite sex? lækre maver
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? ja
Been To Juvie? nej
Mooned Someone? nej
Been Rejected? ja
Ran Away From Home? ja
Pictured Your Crush Naked? næææh
Skipped School? ja
Thought About Suicide?
Slept Outside? ja
Laughed So Hard You Cried? ja
Cried In School? ja
Thrown Up In School? ja en gang og det var pinligt
Wanted To Be a Model? næææh
Cheated On Someone? gulp!!!
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? ja
Seen A Dead Body? ja
Been Bitched Out? nej
Drank Alcohol? ja
Smoked? har prøvet
Been On Drugs? nej
Eaten Sushi? nej
Been On Stage? Nej
Gone Skinny Dipping? nej
Shoplifted? ja (Bravo blade da jeg var 11, fik ikke nok lommepenge)
Been Drunk? ja
Been Called A Tease?
Been Beaten Up? nej
DO YOU
Swear? lidt
Sing Well? ej
Want To Get Married? ???
Believe In Yourself?
Think You Are Attractive? nej
Get Along With Your Parents? ja
Like Thunderstorms? nej
Play An Instrument? nej
Own An IPOD? nej
Pray? nej
Go To Church? nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? nej
Keep A Journal/Diary? ja
Dance In The Rain? næh
Sing In The Shower? nogle gange
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? Ingen
Single or Group Dates? single
Chocolate or Vanilla? begge
Strawberries or Blueberries? jordbær
Meat or Veggies? veggies
TV or Movie? TV & Movie
Guitar or Drums? guitar
Adidas or Nike? Nike
Chinese or Mexican? mexikansk
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? A-38
Cake or Pie? begge
MTV or VH1? VH1
Blind or Deaf? Dumt spørgsmål
Boxers or Briefs? briefs
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nej
Write With Both Hands? nej
Whistle? ja
Blow A Bubble? ja
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? ved ikk
Cross Your Eyes? nej, nej
Walk With Your Toes Curled? øh
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? kan ikke svare på det
Dance? ja (alle kan danse)
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? nej
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: stefan
You Talked To On The Phone: Min far
You Instant Messaged: Bitten eller Peter
You Hugged: Stefan
You Yelled At: Stefan
You Played A Sport With: Stefan (vi spillede basket nede i gården)
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? Lige nu (pga. disse skøre spørgsmål og hvorfor gider jeg svare)
Time You Cried? idag (min faster døde i nat)
Movie You Watched? “Voksne mennesker”
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? Ved ikk
Joke You Told? kan ikke lide jokes
Song You’ve Sung? Olesen Olesen – “Du er så tæt på at jeg ikke kan se dig” la la la la
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? Lejlighed i Kolding
What Can You See Out Your Window? Kolding fjord
Are You Listening To Music? The Killers
What Are You Wearing? mørkeblå jeans og sort Nørgaard trøje
What’s On Your Mousepad? har bærebar
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? Holland
Number Of CD’s I Own: Mere end 11 og mindre end 2000
Your Good Luck Charm: har ikke fundet det endnu
How many pillows do you sleep with? en
Do you drink milk? mini mælk
Person You Hate Most: Had er et stærk ord
Most Outdated Phrase: det er grineren
Do you think God has a gender? næh
Where do you think we go when we die?
How many rings until you answer the phone? 1-8 gange
What is something scientists need to invent?
Are you a health freak? nej
Are you a virgin? nej
If you could travel into space, where would you go?
What is the worst weather? storm
Did you play with Barbies as a child? ja, rigtig meget endda
How many grades have you failed? ingen
Uhyggelige viden denne side kaster af sig, men kan trods alt ikke finde Unmack på nedenstående link:
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Jens, et BMI på kun 20? Mon ikke du skulle tage og blive gift!
Full Name: Martin Dan Rasmussen
Birthday: 10 Juli, 1984
Birthplace: Glostrup.
Eye Color: blå
Hair Color: lyst
Height: pas siger 182, tror dog selv mest på 175
Weight: pas, ved det ikke, er tynd så meget kan jeg sige.
Right handed or Left handed? venstre
Your Heritage: hvid
My Worst Habit: forelske mig i de forkerte piger…. og i for lang tid.
Zodiac Sign: krebs
Shoe Size: 45
Pants Size: 30
Innie or Outie? pas forstår ikke spørgsmålet.
Parents Still Together? ja
The Shoes You Wore Today: lak sko.
Your Weakness: hang til depressioner.
Your Fears: hvepse, flyskræk
Your Perfect Pizza: En vesuvio med shawarma fra APEX her på frederiksberg.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: skrive en god bog/manus
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: helt sikkert.
Thoughts First Waking Up: plyd, ikke allerede. bare fem minutter mere.
Your Best Physical Feature: mit smil og gotie skæg.
Your Bedtime: natten er ung ikk?
Your Most Missed Memory: altså jeg savner eller et jeg vil have? af vågne op ved siden af en nøgen kvinde, savner jeg. det jeg gerne ville. vågne op til en dejlig fed kontrakt på mine skriverier i posten.
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? sort, hvid, rød, pink
Food? mexicansk, kinesisk
Sport? fodbold, wrestling.
Animal? hund
Ice Cream? me like chocolate.
Candy? masser: lakrids, vingummi, Marabou og M&M
Store? Valget står mellem Laserdisken eller GUF, må være en tight uafgjort.
Salad Dressing? sagde man creme fraiche?
Actor? lige for tiden er Paul Giamatti (eller hvordan det staves) nok nr. 1
Song? hmm… tror det må være en Sting sang.
Letter? må være S, hvertfald det der er smadret på mit tastatur.
Number? 10
Gum? nej
Holiday? sommerferie
Season? forår, sommer og efterår
Toothpaste Flavor? skal smage af tandpasta
Radio Station? P3
Perfume? ja tak
Scent besides perfume? nyslået græs, benzin, strand/hav, land
Body part on the opposite sex? erkender gerne jeg er en numse mand.
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on: the old Boulevard
Let’s look at: the wonderful home of Copenhagen
What a nice: city
Where did all the: hippies go?
Why can’t we: just hug and make out?
Silly, little: Fredrik Berglund (scor nu for helvede!!)
Isn’t it weird that: I do consider myself one hell of a writer?
Never under any circumstance: will I be circumsized
I wish: for some Berglund goals…..
Everyone has a: broken dream
I am: getting more and more who I want to be
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? ja
Been To Juvie? nej
Mooned Someone? nej.
Been Rejected? ja mange gange.. oh well forsøget værd.
Ran Away From Home? ja
Pictured Your Crush Naked? altså.. forestillet sig eller taget billeder? ellers ja til begge.
Skipped School? ja da – hvem sagde spansk timerne?
Thought About Suicide? ville lyve hvis jeg ikke sagde ja. men that was way way way long time ago – et teenage trip.
Slept Outside? ja
Laughed So Hard You Cried? ja
Cried In School? nej.
Thrown Up In School? nej
Wanted To Be a Model? ikke rigtig. man skal jo være køn for den slags.
Cheated On Someone? ja. må jeg indrømme jeg ikke er en engel til
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? ja, still do my best to add to the list.
Seen A Dead Body? ja.
Been Bitched Out? ja.
Drank Alcohol? ja
Smoked? smøger, intet andet.
Been On Drugs? ja, har prøvet speed.
Eaten Sushi? nej.
Been On Stage? desværre ja, ikke en tid jeg mindes med stolthed.
Gone Skinny Dipping? ja til en filmfestival, havde lige vundet en pris.. så måtte jeg og min fotograf bare nøgen i poolen.
Shoplifted? ja et tyggegummi da jeg var fem. fik dog dårlig samvittighed og betalte dagen efter…..
Been Drunk? still is.
Been Called A Tease? tror jeg ikke.
Been Beaten Up? nej, heldigvis ikke.
DO YOU
Swear? ja tit.
Sing Well? momentvis.
Want To Get Married? ikke nødvendigvis, hvis det er det rigtige sker det vel.
Believe In Yourself? se min blog. verdens største ego, verdens mindste selvværd.
Get Motion Sickness? nej
Think You Are Attractive? momentvis. kommer an på påklædningen og hvor meget skæg og mit hårs længde.
Get Along With Your Parents? ja. vi har været igennem de kriser vi skulle. nu er vi alle mere modne.
Like Thunderstorms? HELL YEAH.
Play An Instrument? nej, bilder mig selv ind og andre jeg kan guitar men må erkende et nej.
Own An IPOD? nej.
Pray? nej
Go To Church? nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? nej.
Keep A Journal/Diary? ja – min webblog. og ellers travel journals på ferier.
Dance In The Rain? kun hvis det er skybrud
Sing In The Shower? nej, finder på historier der.
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? McD
Single or Group Dates? enig med Hr. Unmack, kommer an på hvem.
Chocolate or Vanilla? chocolate.
Strawberries or Blueberries? jordbær
Meat or Veggies? mmmm fresh meat.
TV or Movie? MOVIE
Guitar or Drums? guitar
Adidas or Nike? Adidas
Chinese or Mexican? argh hvilket valg…….. som at vælge mellem sine børn jo… men… mexicana må det være (nam nam pandekager med kødfyld)
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? corn flakes.
Cake or Pie? kage
MTV or VH1? VH1
Blind or Deaf? vil af hensyn til dårlig karma helst ikke svare her.
Boxers or Briefs? boxers.
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nix
Write With Both Hands? nej
Whistle? ja
Blow A Bubble? nej
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? nej
Cross Your Eyes? nej
Walk With Your Toes Curled? skræmmende men ja (skulle lige prøve)
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? nej (igen skulle lige prøve)
Dance? danser alle godt når de er fulde?
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? ja da, man lever kun en gang.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Jyde Martin da jeg gav ham et farvel håndtryk i bussen.
You Talked To On The Phone: Jyde Martin tidligere i dag.
You Instant Messaged: Anne pigen.
You Hugged: Katrine.
You Yelled At: FCK spiller i Parken.
You Played A Sport With: Jyde Martin, Lasse – bordfodbold.
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? ca. 1 time siden – Comedy Zoo
Time You Cried? for nylig da jeg besøgte min mormors grav.
Movie You Watched? Fear & loathing in las Vegas.
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? spirit mint eller noget i den stil.
Joke You Told? har sjov i øjeblikket øjeblikke, ikke jokes.
Song You’ve Sung? Light as a Breeze af L. Cohen.
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? i min lejlighed på Frederiksberg.
What Can You See Out Your Window? Frederiksvej i en stille tid. (den søde nabo pige overfor har trukket for)
Are You Listening To Music? ja, David Bowie.
What Are You Wearing? mørkeblå jeans, sort skjorte – ej det er creepy har samme tøj på som jens.
What’s On Your Mousepad? sort, nada. indbygget i den bærbare.
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets? ville være mærkeligt hvis der ikke var, ikke at det er et stort concern for mig.
Do you believe in miracles? nej (måske hvis jeg gjorde ville Berglund score flere mål?)
Magic? nej, ikke noget harry potter trip her tak.
Love at first sight? både og.
God? nej –
Satan? nej – selvom jeg godt kan li at skrive om ham…
Ghosts? nej
Santa? nej
Evolution? we made it from monkey thus far, so why not give it another run….
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? Lige nu, London. Se the Blues på the Bridge.
Number Of CD’s I Own: må I få en anden gang, gider ikke tælle.
Your Good Luck Charm: min grønne poker jeton.
How many pillows do you sleep with? en.
Do you drink milk? ja
Person You Hate Most: haha- like I told you here.
Most Outdated Phrase: Jihad.
Do you think God has a gender? er der en gud?
Where do you think we go when we die? tror på noget spirituelt, sjælen og sådan. måske noget genfødsel i en anden form. ved det ikke, ikke det jeg tænker mest over.
How many rings until you answer the phone? til jeg ved hvor jeg har lagt skidtet.
What is something scientists need to invent? hmm… aner det ikke.
Are you a health freak? ville være synd at sige
Are you a virgin? nej. ville lyve hvis jeg påstod andet.
If you could travel into space, where would you go? To the Restaurant at the end of the universe.
What is the worst weather? sne. SNE OG ATTER SNE. FØJ.
Did you play with Barbies as a child? hvis play betød jeg torturerede de stakkels dukker på dartplader så…..
How many grades have you failed? Latin, Naturfag. skulle vist også være det.
Anders, du kan da ikke mene at NRGi Park er himlen – jeg var der i søndags mest ud af kedsomhed, og det måler sig da ikke med hverken Anfield eller Aalborg Stadion…..i øvrigt er himlen for mig nok mere det der blå-grå noget over husenes tage.
Vil gerne ha’ et liv, vil gerne være okay. Alligevel har jeg udarbejdet et bud…
Full Name: Anders Lai (Jensen)
Birthday: 23. februar
Birthplace: Fødselsanstalten, Århus
Eye Color: grå/blå
Hair Color: mellemblond
Height: pas siger 172 cm
Weight: 61 kg
Right handed or Left handed? højre
Your Heritage: hvid
My Worst Habit: ekstremt dårlig taber
Zodiac Sign: fisk
Shoe Size: 41/42
Pants Size: 32
Innie or Outie? innie
Parents Still Together? ja
The Shoes You Wore Today: le coq sportif
Your Weakness: kan ikke sige nej til opgaver
Your Fears: slanger
Your Perfect Pizza: masser af krydderi, ost, oksekød og skinke
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Er sket. To gange bestigning Alpe d’ Huez på cykel
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger. Hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: Jubii endnu dag
Your Best Physical Feature: højre knæ
Your Bedtime: ca. midnat plus
Your Most Missed Memory: hmm den tog censuren vist
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? hvid og blå (i mange afskydninger)
Food? italiensk, thai, fransk etc.
Sport? Det meste, dog ikke synkronsvømning. Men fodbold et toppen.
Animal? nej
Ice Cream? chokolade evt. med pebermynte smag
Candy? lakrids, vingummi, chokolade, bolsjer
Store? alt med musik
Salad Dressing? helst ikke
Actor? alle andre en Paprika Sten
Song? Den er sgu’ svær “The River” med Springsteen?
Letter? AGF
Number? 7
Gum? nej tak
Holiday? sjældent
Season? Er glad for alle fire
Toothpaste Flavor? Zendium
Radio Station? DR
Perfume? ja tak
Scent besides perfume? Synes regnvåd asfalt dufter så godt
Body part on the opposite sex? øjne og smil betyder meget
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on: wildside
Let’s look at: byens top
What a nice: bike
Where did all the: rest are?
Why can’t we: be positive?
Silly, little: Pope
Isn’t it weird that: I’m doing this?
Never under any circumstance: I’ll do it again
I wish: you a merry x-mas
Everyone has a: dream to come through (?)
I am: the one and only
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? ja
Been To Juvie? næhh
Mooned Someone? nej
Been Rejected? ja
Ran Away From Home? hvem har ikke?
Pictured Your Crush Naked? nope
Skipped School? nej da 🙂
Thought About Suicide? nej
Slept Outside? ja
Laughed So Hard You Cried? ja
Cried In School? ja
Thrown Up In School? nej
Wanted To Be a Model? kun en dag
Cheated On Someone? tjo
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? ja
Seen A Dead Body? ja
Been Bitched Out? nej
Drank Alcohol? ja
Smoked? hmm en smule
Been On Drugs? nej
Eaten Sushi? nej
Been On Stage? ja men der var ikke noget publikum
Gone Skinny Dipping? hmm
Shoplifted? nej
Been Drunk? det husker jeg ikke
Been Called A Tease? ja
Been Beaten Up? nej
DO YOU
Swear? jep
Sing Well? prøver – men kan ikke
Want To Get Married? ja
Believe In Yourself? ja da
Get Motion Sickness? nej
Think You Are Attractive? efter 24 – ja
Get Along With Your Parents? ja
Like Thunderstorms? ja
Play An Instrument? gælder blokfløjte
Own An IPOD? nej
Pray? nej
Go To Church? nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? nej
Keep A Journal/Diary? nej
Dance In The Rain? løber
Sing In The Shower? højt
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Faxe Kondi
McDonald’s or Burger King? McKing
Single or Group Dates? Single
Chocolate or Vanilla? chokolade
Strawberries or Blueberries? blueberries
Meat or Veggies? meat
TV or Movie? TV
Guitar or Drums? guitar
Adidas or Nike? hummel
Chinese or Mexican? mexikansk
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? Cornflakes
Cake or Pie? kage
MTV or VH1? Liga.dk
Blind or Deaf? ingen af delene tak
Boxers or Briefs? boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nix
Write With Both Hands? nej
Whistle? ja
Blow A Bubble? næ nej
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? måske
Cross Your Eyes? hvad?
Walk With Your Toes Curled? kun baglæns
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? niksen
Dance? mellem 01 og 02
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? jep
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: fik ikke fat I navnet
You Talked To On The Phone: en sur kilde
You Instant Messaged: JUP
You Hugged: min nevø tror jeg
You Yelled At: en irriterende PR-mand
You Played A Sport With: JUP
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? 10 min. siden
Time You Cried? Da jeg fandt ud af at grisling er en mand
Movie You Watched? The man who wasn’t there
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? no gum
Joke You Told? Bør ikke gentages var dårlig
Song You’ve Sung? DM “Photographic”
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? på mit hummer 8200 Århus N
What Can You See Out Your Window? lys fra andre vinduer
Are You Listening To Music? ja altid. lige nu Niels Skousen Dobbeltsyn
What Are You Wearing? mørkeblå jeans, hvid polo
What’s On Your Mousepad? har bærbar
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets? nej
Do you believe in miracles? ja
Magic? nej
Love at first sight? ja
God? nej
Satan? nej
Ghosts? nej
Santa? nej men nisser
Evolution? nej
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? London Calling
Number Of CD’s I Own: en del flere end en
Your Good Luck Charm: det afsløre jeg ikke
How many pillows do you sleep with? mindst en
Do you drink milk? jeps skummet
Person You Hate Most: hader ikke men foragter en del
Most Outdated Phrase: det er der vist ikke plads til her
Do you think God has a gender? nope
Where do you think we go when we die? NRGI Park
How many rings until you answer the phone? mellem en og ni
What is something scientists need to invent? hjulet?
Are you a health freak? I grunden ikke
Are you a virgin? nej
If you could travel into space, where would you go? London
What is the worst weather? isslag
Did you play with Barbies as a child? nej
How many grades have you failed? rien
eller det gør jeg – skal jo være flink overfor vores net vært.
tror jeg laver den på min egen blog… hvem ved, muligt jeg copy and paster den ind her..
Imponerende selvudlevering!:-) Tak for buddet, men jeg tror ikke, jeg magter øvelsen selv (som i øvrigt formentlig ingen andre end jeg vil finde det mindste interessant).
Man kan godt få lidt tid til at gå med at sidde og (bilde sig ind at man kan) spotte inspirationer her og der – Jet-motor tal til mig, I en seng på 5. sal larmer byen fred…
Mousepad? var det ikke noget man havde tilbage i sidste årtusinde?
Ja det må gøre vildt ondt – hvad så med de stakkel bordtennisspillere?
Og så har jeg forresten aldrig forstået det med bordfodbold. Jeg fik forbandet ondt i foden, sidst jeg sparkede til et bord.
Nej, jeg orker ikke at svare på så lang en liste. Blot vil jeg konstatere følgende:
What’s On Your Mousepad? Intet. Den er sort.