Okay, ovre på hele verdens hjemsted MySpace, hvor smalltalk ikke er et beskidt fremmedord, faldt vi apropos, et stykke udenfor vores egen lille bod der, over denne Q&A, som straks får lov også at gå i rotation her, da den minder lidt om den slags kulørte poesibøger, pigerne altid havde med i skolen, dem som man blev bedt om at skrive i, hvis man havde en rigtig heldig dag. Skal gerne gå først og prøvekøre banen, så kan de af jer, der har tid og lyst, bagefter kopiere den og give jeres egen version som kommentarer – noget for noget, som en berømt statsleder jo siger. På den måde kommer vi snart til at kende hinanden bedre, end nogen af os muligvis har lyst til…
Full Name: Jens Unmack Larsen
Birthday: 26. april
Birthplace: Haraldsborgvej, Himmelev, Roskilde
Eye Color: grå/grøn
Hair Color: mørkebrun
Height: pas siger 189 cm
Weight: 72 kg
Right handed or Left handed? højre
Your Heritage: hvid
My Worst Habit: at sige instinktivt nej til forandringer
Zodiac Sign: tyr
Shoe Size: 41
Pants Size: 32
Innie or Outie? innie
Parents Still Together? ja
The Shoes You Wore Today: DM standard
Your Weakness: stædighed
Your Fears: stille flyskræk
Your Perfect Pizza: en med chilli, Pizza Cannibale hedder de i Sydfrankrig
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lave en drøm af en plade
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger. bruger ikke IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: whooah, natten er allerede forbi
Your Best Physical Feature: haircut
Your Bedtime: 2’ish
Your Most Missed Memory: at falde i søvn på bagsædet af nu afdøde biler, at vågne op og være helt ny
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color? sort, hvid, mørkeblå, mørkerød, mørkegrøn
Food? pakistansk/indisk og italiensk
Sport? fodbold, kun fodbold
Animal? hund
Ice Cream? med banansmag
Candy? masser: lakrids, vingummi, Marabou
Store? pladebutikker
Salad Dressing? nej tak
Actor? Montgomery Clift
Song? “London Calling” med The Clash
Letter? har ikke noget favorit-bogstav
Number? 26
Gum? nej
Holiday? sommerferie
Season? forår, sommer og efterår – bare ikke vinter!
Toothpaste Flavor? skal smage af tandpasta
Radio Station? DR
Perfume? ja tak
Scent besides perfume? nyslået græs, benzin, ny asfalt, Vesterhavet
Body part on the opposite sex? kommer an på hvem
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on: the milkyway
Let’s look at: the soft explosions
What a nice: city
Where did all the: flowers gogo?
Why can’t we: jet off to Rome for the weekend?
Silly, little: Paul McCartney
Isn’t it weird that: we’re all still here?
Never under any circumstance: will I be circumsized
I wish: for a badder world
Everyone has a: broken dream
I am: not quite who I’d like to be
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love? ja
Been To Juvie? nej
Mooned Someone? nej
Been Rejected? ja
Ran Away From Home? ja
Pictured Your Crush Naked? ja
Skipped School? ja
Thought About Suicide? cool band
Slept Outside? ja
Laughed So Hard You Cried? ja
Cried In School? nej
Thrown Up In School? nej
Wanted To Be a Model? still do
Cheated On Someone? uh-oh
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today? hmm
Seen A Dead Body? ja
Been Bitched Out? nej
Drank Alcohol? ja
Smoked? nej….kun Jamaica, da jeg var ung og ikke havde råd til alkohol
Been On Drugs? ja, such a long time ago
Eaten Sushi? ja
Been On Stage? vist nok
Gone Skinny Dipping? ja
Shoplifted? nej
Been Drunk? av
Been Called A Tease? ja
Been Beaten Up? ja
DO YOU
Swear? med fornøjelse
Sing Well? prøver
Want To Get Married? nej
Believe In Yourself? for det meste
Get Motion Sickness? nej
Think You Are Attractive? nej
Get Along With Your Parents? ja
Like Thunderstorms? ja, ja, ja!
Play An Instrument? ja
Own An IPOD? ja
Pray? nej
Go To Church? nej
Sleep With Stuffed Animals? nej, levende
Keep A Journal/Diary? ja
Dance In The Rain? kun hvis det er skybrud
Sing In The Shower? aldrig
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? Coca Cola
McDonald’s or Burger King? Burger King
Single or Group Dates? Kommer an på med hvem
Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilie
Strawberries or Blueberries? jordbær
Meat or Veggies? fleisch
TV or Movie? TV
Guitar or Drums? guitar
Adidas or Nike? Adidas
Chinese or Mexican? mexikansk
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? ingen morgenmad
Cake or Pie? kage
MTV or VH1? VH1
Blind or Deaf? umuligt at svare på
Boxers or Briefs? briefs
CAN YOU
Do The Splits? nix
Write With Both Hands? nej
Whistle? ja
Blow A Bubble? hvad?
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle? aldrig prøvet
Cross Your Eyes? nej, nej
Walk With Your Toes Curled? vi har nu nået de essentielle spørgsmål
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose? kan ikke svare på det
Dance? nej
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry? ja
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched: Hector
You Talked To On The Phone: Henrik Hall
You Instant Messaged: IM’er ikke
You Hugged: Louise
You Yelled At: også Louise
You Played A Sport With: Jörg, det var bordfodbold
WHAT’S THE LAST
Time You Laughed? 1 time siden
Time You Cried? september sidste år da min hund blev aflivet
Movie You Watched? Al Pacino’s Scarface, tror jeg
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed? kan ikke med chew-gum
Joke You Told? kan ikke lide jokes
Song You’ve Sung? The Killers’ “When You Were Young”
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You? i mørk lejlighed, 5. sal på Fr’berg, København
What Can You See Out Your Window? lys fra aftenfly der letter langt borte i Kastrup Lufthavn
Are You Listening To Music? ja, lige nu den meget fine “The Funeral” med Band of Horses
What Are You Wearing? mørkeblå jeans, sort skjorte
What’s On Your Mousepad? en eller anden reklame for et lydfirma
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets? nej, sådan tænker jeg slet ikke
Do you believe in miracles? nej
Magic? nej
Love at first sight? ja, så afgjort!
God? nej
Satan? nej
Ghosts? nej
Santa? nej
Evolution? nej, på revolution
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit? lige nu Sverige
Number Of CD’s I Own: intet tal, det er mange
Your Good Luck Charm: mit Viborg-grønne ur
How many pillows do you sleep with? en, hvis jeg er heldig
Do you drink milk? kun til shawarma-lunch inde på Strøget
Person You Hate Most: det siger jeg ikke her
Most Outdated Phrase: thomas helmig
Do you think God has a gender? ingen gud, intet køn
Where do you think we go when we die? Hundehimlen
How many rings until you answer the phone? 3
What is something scientists need to invent? noget der kan få søndage til at forsvinde
Are you a health freak? ville være synd at sige
Are you a virgin? nej
If you could travel into space, where would you go? tilbage til jorden
What is the worst weather? isvinter
Did you play with Barbies as a child? nej
How many grades have you failed? ingen jeg ved af
Phew, det var voldsomt. Så mange tomme kalorier på én gang. Havde håbet der var noget med top-5 punksingler eller sådan noget, men nej – jeg er skuffet!